realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

    real hacker:So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
    movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
    real hacker:But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
    movie hacker:I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
    real hacker:What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
    movie hacker:Want me to break into the CIA next?
    real hacker:I don't even think you should attempt to...
    movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in