marchandmad:

So sad to here about Nathan Horton who was diagnosed with “degeneration” of the entire lumbar region of his spine. This could end his career. Every one please keep him in your thoughts and prayers as he was a special contribution to our team and to the Panthers and Blue Jackets as well <3 Positive thoughts everyone

    Adolph Hitler commits mass genocide:Loathed by almost all of America.
    Christopher Columbus commits mass genocide:Celebrated with barbecues and furniture sales.

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

    Me:*playing Tomb Raider*
    Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:Mind if I sit with you?
    Me:*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
    Grandmother:*sits* Thank you, dear.
    Me:*continuing to play for about five minutes*
    Grandmother:
    Grandmother:
    Grandmother:LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
    Grandmother:THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
    Grandmother:OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
    Grandmother:STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
    Grandmother:KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
    Grandmother:OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
    Grandmother:RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
    Grandmother:OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
    Me:*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
    Grandmother:*sweet smile* Hmm?
    Me:Grandma oh my god
    Grandmother:*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
    Me:
    Me:
    Grandmother:Kill them.